In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Reward.”
Pads! (Not the writing kind. The — guys, close your eyes — menstrual kind.)
And I realized, “Holy crap, it worked!”
All of those filling out forms and clicking, “no, no, no” to things I don’t have, don’t want, or have never heard of… I finally, FINALLY, got my “Reward” — that ever elusive FREE SAMPLE.